GLOWING GODDESS

The three strobe speeds are genuinely fun to cycle through with the little button, and the metal body warms up nicely after a few minutes. I’ve had it on the slow pulse during a whole episode and it never felt distracting, just a playful hum of light down there.

Charged it up, popped it in, and honestly the slow strobe mode turned a regular night into something way more playful. The metal body feels solid and the light patterns are bright enough to actually see in the dark.

The three strobe speeds are a fun little extra—I like switching between slow and rapid depending on my mood, and it's surprisingly comfortable for a metal plug. The light pattern really does glow nicely in the dark, and it charges up quick enough that I don't mind waiting. Definitely glad I tried it